Bathrooms

Bathroom reviews with too much detail and exactly the right amount of judgment.

Every restroom tells you something about the establishment, and sometimes that something deserves a permanent record.

9.2 / 10

Best trait: Clean stalls, confident lighting, strong traffic-management instincts.

A bathroom that knows it is part of the brand and behaves accordingly.

6.8 / 10

Best trait: Great mirror, questionable faucet ergonomics, no place to set your bag without emotional risk.

Trying very hard to be chic while failing one or two crucial battlefield logistics tests.

4.1 / 10

Best trait: Technically available, spiritually hostile.

You made it through. That is the review.

8.7 / 10

Best trait: Excellent soap, flattering lighting, and a wallpaper choice that clearly had a point of view.

A bathroom with enough confidence to make you briefly reconsider your own decorating decisions.