Welcome to the plantar fasciotomy + trigger finger release edition of Toilet Talk. 😂

Guys, gals, and theirs… when choosing a life partner, find one dedicated enough to participate in your weird little hobbies. While I was being prepped for surgery, Mr. MONTSter was out here reviewing the bathroom for me. 💀And yes, you can spot him in the mirror doing his investigative journalism.

As for the facilities? Clean, well stocked, roomy, and exactly what you want in a hospital restroom. No changing table, but otherwise this place was solid from top to bottom.

The staff was fantastic, the care was excellent, and several months later I can say I’d trust them again without hesitation.

⭐️🚽 9.5/10

Bonus points for the slipper socks. Obviously.

Until next flush… 🚽💙