Bathrooms
Bathroom reviews with too much detail and exactly the right amount of judgment.
Every restroom tells you something about the establishment, and sometimes that something deserves a permanent record.
October 2, 2026
Toilet Talk: October 2, 2026
While this may not be our favorite restaurant, we keep returning to Noodles & Dumplings in Lafayette for one reason… It has, Cumin Fries, the closest thing we’ve…
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September 25, 2026
Toilet Talk: September 25, 2026
Welcome to the plantar fasciotomy + trigger finger release edition of Toilet Talk. 😂 Guys, gals, and theirs… when choosing a life partner, find one dedicated enough to…
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September 16, 2026
Toilet Talk: Lake Charles edition
Toilet Talk: Lake Charles edition 🚽 Back in March, we took my Aunt Kris for lunch and she chose Budatan Asian Cuisine & Steakhouse. The food was delicious,…
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September 9, 2026
Toilet Talk: 401 N. College — Lafayette, LA
🚽 TOILET TALK: 401 N. College — Lafayette, LA This one is unusual. The public restroom at 401 N. College is actually outside, tucked into the open-air walkway…
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August 31, 2026
Toilet Talk: August 31, 2026
Handmade tortillas and all-day breakfast tacos? Say less. 🌮😂 The portions were huge, the prices were right, and getting to grab lunch with The Kid made the stop…
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August 27, 2026
Toilet Talk: August 27, 2026
Every road trip has that one pit stop that makes you think, I could’ve held it a little longer. 😬This Exxon just off I-55 in Brookhaven, MS was…
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August 21, 2026
Toilet Talk: August 21, 2026
The Yard Goat is one of those places that just works. It’s a great spot to grab some friends, catch a game, and hang out without feeling rushed.…
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August 18, 2026
Toilet Talk: August 18, 2026
UPDATE 8/27/26: Since I originally posted this review, the U.S. Department of Labor announced that an investigation found wage and tip violations at Umami Japanese Bistro. Servers were…
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August 13, 2026
Toilet Talk: August 13, 2026
QT has become one of those road-trip stops I’m always happy to see because y hey have decent gas prices, fresh food choices, and drink bars. Like most…
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August 6, 2026
Toilet Talk: August 6, 2026
Cheng’s came prepared to impress! The restroom is spotless, polished, fully stocked, and spacious. The sturdy changing table secures the extra half point. 👏 The meal held its…
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July 30, 2026
Toilet Talk: July 30, 2026
The National WWII Museum is an award-winning New Orleans must-see, with immersive exhibits, interactive experiences, and enough to explore that you can easily spend an entire day there.…
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July 23, 2026
Toilet Talk: July 23, 2026
When family visited in October, we wanted an outing that would share a little of our Louisiana culture. Vermilionville Historic Village was the perfect choice. The city now…
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July 21, 2026
Toilet Talk: July 21, 2026
Flats in downtown Lafayette is a MONTSter family favorite, and it never disappoints. The food is consistently delicious, the atmosphere is fun, and free ice water on tap…
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July 16, 2026
Toilet Talk: July 16, 2026
A private event in the men’s room? I have questions…but I’m not sure I want answers. 🚽👀🧻 Until next flush… 🚽💙
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July 14, 2026
Toilet Talk: July 14, 2026
We headed to Buffalo Wild Wings to cheer on Croatia in their final World Cup match with some of our favorite people. The company was fantastic, the bar…
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July 9, 2026
Toilet Talk: July 9, 2026
🥟 If you haven’t been to Dumpling Hour in Lafayette, fix that immediately. Everything is made fresh, from the hand-pulled noodles to the dumplings. Our absolute favorite dish…
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June 25, 2026
Toilet Talk: June 25, 2026
If you’ve lived around Lafayette, LA chances are you’ve eaten at DeanO’s. With two local locations and years of loyal customers, they’ve earned their reputation. Their menu has…
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June 18, 2026
Toilet Talk: June 18, 2026
After a late-night trip home from NOLA, I stopped for gas at Murphy Express in Baton Rouge around 10:30 PM. My expectations for a gas station restroom that…
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June 11, 2026
Toilet Talk: June 11, 2026
The MONTSters love a good buffet, and this Mexican “all you can eat” never disappoints. The food is plentiful, the atmosphere feels like family, and if you visit,…
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June 8, 2026
Toilet Talk: June 8, 2026
In February we headed to the Smoothie King Center to cheer on @yayasheron as she performed with her Zumba group at the Pelicans game. Seeing her out there…
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June 3, 2026
Toilet Talk: June 3, 2026
I was all set to laugh at this restroom… For decades we’ve heard that women never stop talking. Yet studies show men and women speak about the same…
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June 2, 2026
Toilet Talk: June 2, 2026
When you’re by yourself and it’s 2am, all you want from a roadside restroom is to feel safe, find it easily, and discover it’s actually clean. This Sprint…
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May 20, 2026
Toilet Talk: May 20, 2026
Today’s Toilet Talk takes us to Groovy Greyhound Coffee & Creamery in West Memphis, Arkansas. ☕ I stopped in for hibiscus tea and a delicious loaded quiche, but…
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May 15, 2026
Toilet Talk: May 15, 2026
I made my first trip to a Bojangles in Albany, LA and I get the hype. 👀 The restaurant was super clean, the staff was incredibly friendly, and…
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May 6, 2026
Toilet Talk: May 6, 2026
Noodles & Dumplings in Lafayette has the closest thing to a legit Irish-style spice bag you’ll find in Cajun Country. Breaded chicken, fries, peppers, onions, and seasoning? Immediate…
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April 24, 2026
Toilet Talk: April 24, 2026
Two months ago, The Boy and I had lunch in Baton Rouge at Fuego… and they delivered. 24/6 tacos with generous portions and flavor that holds its own?…
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April 9, 2026
Toilet Talk: April 9, 2026
My local 👑Burger King👑 is one of the cleanest fast food spots I have ever stepped into. And yes, I checked the bathroom. Everything was spotless. Floors, sink,…
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March 18, 2026
Toilet Talk: March 18, 2026
Basin Arts in Lafayette, LA understood the assignment. 🎨🚽 I can’t speak for the men’s room, but the women’s came fully stocked with lotion, special soap, aromatherapy, and…
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March 3, 2026
Toilet Talk: March 3, 2026
Wait until your eyes feast on this loo. 👀🚽 This is the bathroom at MrMONTSter’s optometrist and you have to love when your doctor keeps with the theme.…
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February 18, 2026
Toilet Talk: February 18, 2026
This is the bathroom at The French Press on Ambassador Caffery in Lafayette, Louisiana. It’s a fantastic restaurant that can get crowded on the weekend (breakfast and brunch),…
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February 10, 2026
Toilet Talk: February 10, 2026
Quick pit stop at the Swamp Stop in LaPlace, Louisiana. The space is large, well stocked, and easy to access from the interstate. The real win is the…
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February 6, 2026
Toilet Talk: February 6, 2026
MrMONTSter and I checked out a new spot in Broussard, LA. You know that means I had to check out the bathroom. 🚽 The food was delicious, and…
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January 27, 2026
Toilet Talk: January 27, 2026
This restroom comes courtesy of my orthopedic visit for my 2nd rooster comb injection, (shout out to @carolinedbouy my NP) and let me tell you, this place always…
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January 7, 2026
Toilet Talk: January 7, 2026
You don’t usually expect much from a parking garage bathroom… but Europe kept proving me wrong. This restroom at the Outletcity (Metzingen, Germany) parking structure is just as…
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December 22, 2025
Toilet Talk: December 22, 2025
This might be one of the prettiest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen, tucked inside Outletcity-Metzingen, Germany. The bathrooms were modern & spotless and unlike the McDonald’s in Rijeka’s city…
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November 30, 2025
Toilet Talk: November 30, 2025
Ali’s Grill has delicious food, huge portions, and some of the kindest, most courteous staff we met on the trip. And the bathroom? Modern, spotless, and that blue…
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November 24, 2025
Toilet Talk: November 24, 2025
I expected meatballs, affordable lamps, and a fight with a flat-pack shelf. I did NOT expect one of the cleanest public restrooms in Europe. Every stall was spotless,…
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November 17, 2025
Toilet Talk: November 17, 2025
Today’s #ToiletsOfEurope takes us to American Bar Dollar in Osijek, Croatia — a place with big personality and even bigger Americana energy. 🇺🇸✨ Walking in feels like stepping…
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November 11, 2025
Toilet Talk: November 11, 2025
Welcome to Restoran Crna Svinja, where the hospitality doesn’t stop at the table. 🍷✨ This bathroom sets the standard for guest care — modern, serene, and stocked like…
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November 7, 2025
Toilet Talk: November 7, 2025
Welcome to Cont, one of our go-to spots in Rijeka — perfectly located, modern rustic, and full of personality. The food? Comfort meets creativity. The restroom? A whole…
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November 3, 2025
Toilet Talk: November 3, 2025
At a chic little cocktail bar along the Adriatic, this loo had more personality than some people I know. The shared sink area (not pictured) between the two…
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October 28, 2025
Toilet Talk: October 28, 2025
Some restrooms make an entrance… others make you descend into history. 🪨🚽 Welcome to The Secret Garden / Volsonis in Krk, Croatia — where finding the loo feels…
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October 23, 2025
Toilet Talk: October 23, 2025
This bathroom at Cacao in Rijeka was as sweet as the desserts. 🍰 From the sloth art that totally gets me 🦥 to the little cactus garden 🌵—…
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October 17, 2025
Toilet Talk: Ružmarin Restaurant – Opajita, Croatia
🚽✨ TOILET TALK: Ružmarin Restaurant – Opajita, Croatia 🇭🇷 Chic stone walls, sleek lighting, and an air of modern luxury… until you try to sit down. Let’s just…
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October 15, 2025
Toilet Talk: McDonald’s, Rijeka
💶🚽 TOILET TALK: McDonald’s, Rijeka 🇭🇷 Would you pay 1€ to pee? Because that’s the price of admission if you don’t have a receipt with a QR code!…
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October 11, 2025
Toilet Talk: October 11, 2025
Behind one of Krk’s old city walls lies a hidden alley… then a stone staircase… then a green oasis lit by candlelight. It’s called The Secret Garden, part…
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October 8, 2025
Toilet Talk: October 8, 2025
Luxury is subjective. 😏🚽 Dream big. Renovate cheap.
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October 7, 2025
Toilet Talk: Lovorka, Rijeka
Toilet Talk: Lovorka, Rijeka 🇭🇷🍽️🚽 Sometimes, a restaurant earns its place in your heart with unforgettable food, perfect company, and… a bathroom that takes you straight back to…
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October 4, 2025
Toilet Talk: October 4, 2025
Some people collect postcards. I collect restroom stories. 🚽✨From castles with purple thrones 👑 to cafés where the bathroom was the real masterpiece — Europe, you didn’t disappoint.…
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October 3, 2025
Toilet Talk: The Royal Throne Room
TOILET TALK: The Royal Throne Room 👑🚽💜 When in a castle… one must pay respects to the purple porcelain throne. 💜 Purple = the color of royalty, so…
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September 30, 2025
Toilet Talk: Mile-High Edition
TOILET TALK: Mile-High Edition ✈️🚽 Europe was gorgeous, the food was amazing, the sights unforgettable… …but let’s be honest, THIS is where the real memories were made. 😅…
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September 11, 2025
Toilet Talk: Buc-ee’s, Mississippi
TOILET TALK: Buc-ee’s, Mississippi 🚦🚽 Green lights guiding me to the cleanest throne I’ve ever seen. ✨ Sparkling stalls. ✨ Endless sinks. ✨ TP for days. Rating: 10/10…
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September 3, 2025
Toilet Talk: September 3, 2025
🚽✨ Welcome to the throne room, friends. Yesterday’s orthodontist visit turned into… THIS. Two toilets. One sink (the other is not pictured). I don’t know if this is…
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